I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Garry Shandling
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry Shandling
I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'. William Shakespeare
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen
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